You’re 33 and Want To Get Married and Pregnant Within A Year…Now What?

You are 33 years old and want to be married and pregnant within a year what do you do?

So, let’s break this down. It takes about 6-months to plan a wedding, about 2 minutes to conceive. You meet guy, get engaged in 6 months, set date for six months later, make baby honeymoon night. Done.

Here are some tips and advice I gathered from friends and the like to make this happen. As pro-active women who has time to sit around. I will omit prayer because that is obvious or up for self-interpretation.

1. See a psychic or intuitive healer. These folks can see what you can’t because your eggs are screaming, your mind is racing and your hormones are pumping. They can use their energy to push forth any blocks. Kinda pricey. $200/hr for standard, unless you have a bomb ass granny with skills.

2. Do novenas. These are very focused directed forms of prayers for a specific request.

3. Go out at least once a week. Even if it’s to the laundry. Get out of the house.

4. Pray.

5. Yes, even if he is taken, date him anyway. You never know. Destiny is a mysterious thing.

6. Go out more when you are ovulating. Usually two weeks after cycle ends. You pump put strong pheronomes that bring men out of the woodwork.

7. Tell everyone you know you want to married and preggers. Even the secretary at the library. You never know who she knows.

8. Do not date ex-boyfriends. You get married and then remember why you broke up in the first place. See only exes who come back with a ring within 30 days after breakup.

Originally posted 2019-10-14 06:32:00.