Why I’d Marry Charlie Sheen
Charlie is what you’d call an alpha male.
Wild, without cause, aggressive, and yes, destructive. He’s been married several times and has five children. But did you see those abs? My. There’s a thing about men like Charlie and why women love them. The feeling of being free. With a man like Charlie, he’s not going to waste his breath telling what to wear, what to do, what to eat. You can fly out of the house in a purple body sock if that’s what you want. Charlie will love you. Charlie understands. Crazy understands crazy. And who doesn’t want to get crazy now and again. It’s breathing. It’s life. It’s fun.
His ability to marry proves he can settle down. That he likes women, and he wants to be good. It speaks to his high moral nature that is struggling with his low nature. Guess what? He’s flesh and blood. Not an archangel. When he said he likes his life, and if conforming meant living “like you do, no thanks”, I respected that. You know those men I’m talking about? The ones who try to control, control, control. They conform, bend, whine, and force things to make themselves and others happy. Everyone, but you. But no. Men like Charlie, let you experience life, the good, the bad, and the highs of it. Literally. You can take your imperfect self to Charlie, and connect with his imperfect self. Yes, ok, so two imperfect nuts is what you are saying. Let ye, who have no sin, cast the first stone! Nobody’s perfect.
Charlie. No one would understand. Because they are living life in a box, and I want to live outside the box.
Call me crazy.