Had Sex, Now It’s Time To Sleep, Clean, Or….
November 17, 2008
Since we’re on the sex topic today. I came across something irrestible on Blogxilla about the “after sex” personality types. I added a *new one. We all know we have one, and if we don’t have one, it slowly develops with the more sex you have. I normally don’t notice an after sex personality type on men. Except, the one I got engaged to. I can speak on a few of the types Blogxilla pointed out. Wanna hear it? Here it go:
The Sleeper – These are the people who fall right asleep after sex. The difference between you putting your lover to sleep and “The Sleeper” is that a sleeper will not move, there is no removing the condom, no getting up to wash up, nothing. Just rolling over and falling right to sleep.
I love me some sleep afterwards. If I’m still up after our lovemaking, something is very very wrong.
The Germaphobe – This is the person who washes, change the sheets and puts on new clothes right after sex. There is no down time to recovery time, or anything else. They go from sex to cleaning, good thing is neither one of you would have to lay in the wet spot.
Everyone should wash, especially women, after sex. Sorry. At least a little rinse or somethin’.
The Analyzer – This is the person who suddenly wants to start analyzing the relationship. They say things like “What am I to you”, “What was this” or even worst “Do you love me?” 45 minutes of bumping uglies does not mean anything has changed. It is what it was when we started, questioning might change things.
By the time sex happens, a relationship is established for some people, so analyzing is only useful if you did something “unpredictable”. The last time I asked a guy this, we went engagement ring shopping the following week. True story. It’s not what you ask, it’s who you’re asking.
*THE WITHDRAWER–This male/female usually disappears after sex, but not for long. They don’t call until a few days later. When they do call, they act like nothing happened. They remain elusive. These types usually don’t hang around for the second time. Females are guilty of this too because they withdraw for fear of being hurt and do not want to show the guy that they cared about the sex, or don’t want to appear too “clingy.” Withdrawers are usually emotionally unavailable people, so beware…
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I am definitely a withdrawer. I think the reasons you named are accurate but I’ll also add that I withdraw because I never meet men that I really am attracted to because my standards are so high. So, I get what I want and then walk away cuz I could not be with someone consistently who is not right for me. One time is enough.