Here’s a little something to take through your weekend. The above words of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor. I absolutely adore men. Not all women do because they see them as a source of stress, but so is the long ass menu at The Cheesecake Factory, but I’m not giving that up! I like how men make me feel as a woman. I like how they walk, talk, and do that little gruntin’ noise when they’re getting comfortable. I like to watch them shave, cut down a tree, and help an old lady across the street.
Zsa Zsa couldn’t be more right. Now, I don’t know how many times she’s been married, but it’s more than thrice. Women like that know a lot about men. “To a smart girl men are no problem, they’re the answer” simply means that don’t stress over men because if applied wisely they can be great resources. They can fertilize you, care for you, fix the toilet, and if you’re really lucky, let you keep the house after a divorce. They have their little annoying tendencies for attention, but don’t you just love petting them? Men, creatures that are so easy to please. When they love you, even the crumbs on your lip they want to suck off. The especially rambunctious ones can be a handful, but even in their diabolical-self-destructive-narcissism you still love the way he cooks those turkey cutlets in ginger honey glaze. Like Nina’s man in EVERY MAN FOR HERSELF. Or, on another note, like the way he strokes your, uhm, back after a long day’s work.
Yes, men can be the answer. Just make sure you got the right question.