Tiger's Mistress--A Pro?
By Guest Blogger “YouWishYouKnew”
Tiger’s mistress is older (34) and wiser, and a smart lady.
Deny, deny, deny. I hope she can keep that up! Same thing that Eliot Spitzer girl (too green) should have done. When you tell, you exhaust your contacts, resources, and you get your 15 minutes of fame. When that little blip in time is over you are back to the hostess job at the club. Hi-profile men will avoid you because you have a big mouth, and it’s all for the wrong reasons. Ladies, deny! You will always get more in the long run.
How? Because you get to keep his money coming. Here’s how it should go with Ms. Mistress and Tiger:
Mistress: We need to talk.
Tiger: Please don’t tell.
Mistress: I need more money. This is causing too much stress.
Tiger: How much?
Mistess: (undisclosed amount discussed)
Tiger: Check your acct in an hour.
Mistress: You pay, I stay–quiet.
And this can continue for as long as you want. If he decides to end it or his wife leaves him, you have a nice load of cash in the bank. You can still be trusted by other rich men to be loyal. Your stock is up as Tiger’s “alleged” ex-mistress, more men pursue, and all is well, in La-la land.
“YouWishYouKnew” is a self professed Alpha Female and professional mistress based in “la land land” of mistress queendom.
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@ Maryann,
From what I understand Tiger’s father’s first wife is black and they had children. Tiger’s father at one point admitted to being a lousy father to his first set of children.
Yep there are siblings out there!
Typical…
There’s a story from a few years ago in either Ebony or Essence about this. I can’t remember how many kids, but definitely more than a couple. They seemed to have turned out fine in spite of the situation. Prior to reading the story I admired how dedicated a father he was to Tiger and then…..
His father was married before? I had no idea.
Tiger’s just following his father’s example by being less of a man and a father who deserted his first family.
wow – Tiger, I didn’t think you had it in you. Tiger is like Michael Jackson is a masculine sex drive. A child star that has grown up in the limelight, now has a billion dollars and everyone from kids to grown men fainting in the crowd.
That being said, all the “out the wood work” chicks need to stay quiet. THC and YouWish hit it on the head – stay quiet. If he liked it – he’ll find you again. And this Grubbs chick? What a shame – I’m sure Tiger wish he had not wasted time or nuts on that loud mouth. Now she’s going to get her 15 minutes (well, 5 minutes) and nothing else. Maybe she’ll write a book about her 20 sexual encounters and 100 text messages – lord knows the tabloid-hounds will eat it up.
Tiger did f it up for the home team. For the next few weeks every man, whether cheating or not, will need to keep their phones and their schedules clean. Good thing about playing this game when you are not famous though – women don’t have anyone to yap to. No one is running to the Enquirer to talk about sex in the copy room with Bob from Accounting.
A Message to all Mistresses and Groupies…
If you’re going to play this game, play it right.
Get your money, Trips, Vacation, Jewelry, and cash UP FRONT!
There is absolutely NO benefits to having sex with rich and powerful men for NOTHING!
All you’ll end up with is a smelly vagina, a broken heart, and humiliated.
Sorry to be so crude!
@THC lol it’s the fame they think fame equals money and that is so far from the truth
@Maryann
One thing that ALL “professional” whores know is that when it comes to the Wife and the Whore, the wife always wins, and that’s how it should be.
But I don’t understand these pro-bono whores and groupies.
If you’re going to be a whore, get the money first. Don’t have sex, and then ask for money later. That’s stupid!
@THC extortion or the “shakedown” is always a threat, def not to play with it, esp if he is NOT in “love”, he and his wife will tag team her
Ah YES….
Being a Professional mistress myself, I can say from experience that Tiger isn’t going to give this woman anything but the cold shoulder. In public scandals, the Whore ALWAYS comes out last.
-All of his telephone numbers will be changed immediately
-Any attempt to contact him will be fruitless
-He and his wife will take out a restraining order against her
- And she’ll eventually catch an extortion case if she fucks with him
I know TONS of escorts and Courtesans that have been destroyed by powerful men because of greed and arrogance. I even know a few that were killed because of shit like this.
She can try to extort money from tiger, but I’m almost 100% positive she won’t get a dime.
Just give her time she will mess it up like the other mistresses. LOL
I don’t agree with the Cheating Mistress/DudeonSide equation. However, I must agree if you’re gonna do it this is the way to go out. We all know Mistresses get the short end of the stick in terms of PR. Homewrecker/Harlot/Slut and the like while the man escapes scott free. The wife almost always stays and you’ve tarnished your image cuz you RUNYARAHTID MOUTH trying to chase fame.
Good post,
Love EbonyLolita
I was just saying the same thing this morning!