So, a lot has happened in the last few weeks. Nothing compared to what will happen in the next few months. But, Palin. It’s quite evident that she forgot to teach her daughter an important rule when practicing abstinence: keep your panties on. Bristol is just a teenager, no matter how maternal and “older” they tried to make her appear at the RNC in dowdy dark, long dresses.
Listen here, Bristol. Your mama forgot teach you how to relate to a man. To be with a man, has nothing to do with getting some sex. It has to do with knowing how to build relationships with men that are NOT only sexual, but intimate. Bristol, dear, you had two children by 17. Who are you trying to be? How was sex explained and defined in your household? Do you know how to relate to a man besides having sex? You evidently don’t share the same values as your mama (if even Palin herself really shared them). In turn, I made a little somethin’ for you to listen and learn.