I returned from vacation with a inbox jammed with advice emails and well, you know, confessions, too! Remember, that? So, in case you are feeling a little guilty about something you are not alone 
1) I have a crush on a much younger woman. I dream and fantasize about her like nobody’s business. Every time she posts new photos on Facebook, I am all over them, salivating, throbbing, oh my god, this girl is just hot! She lives far away and I am her “mentor”. However, I dream nothing more than to &*& her like yesterday’s beef stew. Problem is, I am a woman and like I said, she looks up to me. I don’t know what to do. She thinks it’s all professional, but I really could care less about her aspirations. I just feel like a dirty ole lady.
2) Damn. Please don’t judge. I been with my lady for 5 years and she has a 19 year old. My lady is young had her kid young, too. I guess you know where this is going right? 
Well my lady say she can’t have sex because of some medical problem. Doc told her she need to reduce sex for a while until she heals. A little gap in time turned into a damn bridge. One night me and her daughter had sex. Man I can’t tell you the most powerful feeling that was. I was doing things to her daughter I ain’t even do to her mama for “religious” reasons. Daughter is a bad ass. Can’t wait until my lady goes back in the hospital. Yum….
3) I steal from my church’s offering box at last twice a month. And if you think nobody else does think again. How do they expect us to survive as volunteers or minimum wage? When the offering goes around Sunday I am one of the main persons that take it in the backroom. I stuff as many twenties and envelopes as I can in my bra and purse. So far I collected over $2000 in a month’s time. Praise the Lord.
4) My wedding is in February to my fiance. I have a 6 year old child that my ex thinks is his but it is really my fiance. We have been banking the child support. Fool shoulda asked for a DNA.
5) Just got a major job after 2 years unemployment! But my resume is a lie. I switched it up and put in everything they want to hear to get an interview with new dates, job titles, certificates, etc. Somehow they did not verify I hope they do not find out.
If you have a confession please keep it short and send it to confessions@alphanista.com. Everything is anonymous. We get lots of emails, so please be patient. Thank you for sharing your secrets!
Jesus Tek Da Wheel on all these confessions. Maryanne I know your eyes and ears burn from seeing and hearing Confessions. OhhhWeeee!!
Love, EbonyLolita
Confession #1 is crazzzzzzzzy! That could be a movie (er, onrop).
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wickeder and wiser…
Wow, those are some serious confessions!
#3, that is why I always mail my tithe in!
This happened to my boy, everything was a stretch on his resume, he was promoted to VP, they still dont know. When they find out, he’s already stacked his paper. This is America.