Beyonce Is A Wife And Got Pregnant By Her Husband
Wow. Surprise, surprise. I’m not gonna inundate you with Beyonce news because I am sure you don’t visit Alphanista for your Beyonce fix.
But while I was shopping for toiletries this morning at the local Duane Reade, I overheard one of the stock girls say “it was about time” that Beyonce got preggers. I mean, really?
What is actually wrong with planning your life? With setting goals? With actually waiting for an opportune moment? Beyonce’s life has not been lived by default like 90 percent of the population. She did not get married to get pregnant obviously and pregnancy is not always the next step for many couples. There is a segment of the population that does not believe in populating asap. Every step is meticoulosuly planned by her and her handlers (and we know there are many!). So, please enough with all the baby talk and fascination. I wish her the best like I would any preggers woman. But I do have one note of advice for her: Please go somewhere and chill for the next few months. Alicia Keys is no example of performing and dancing while balancing a basketball between your legs. With love.