5 Reasons You DO NOT Need A Man!
By Guest Blogger, Lourdes
With all the talk of single women doing it for themselves, I just had to pay homage to them. Stuck deep in a river called “The Nile.” But anyway, they know what they want, right? Check out the reasons why you do not need a man:
1) You don’t have any eggs that need to be fertilized
2) You can lift a 250 pound box without blinking or fend of a 200 pound attacker with one look
3) You can pleasure yourself by using a talking, tongue kissing, position changing vibrator
4) You can watch 3 back to back football games and remember the exact points and teams that played
5) You live in a cement covered home that never needs any repair, fixing or repainting
So, there, single ladies. You are exactly where you need to be. Who needs a man! <insert sarcasm here>
Lourdes is a nurse and lives in Brooklyn, NY. She recently became single.