Stuff Single Black Women Like: Bubble Baths W/Candles

Granted, most women like bubble baths.  But single black women somehow justify taking a bubble bath by candle light as another good reason not to have a man.  A man who may usually walk in and fart up the bathroom destroying the whole ambiance.  Single black women make a ritual out of this.  They cancel plans if need be, pop in a Maxwell or Mary J Blige (sad Mary, not happy Mary) CD and call it “me time” soaking in bubbles as if by the 30th time it hasn’t gotten boring doing this alone.  They don’t forget the champagne and wine.  Must be nice…

Stuff Single Black Women Like: Little Dogs

Are they the new spinsters with cats?  Last week, a male friend told me he would never date a girl with a pet. He said it showed him that she resigned her life to being single and that she gave little thought to how a pet would affect a new relationship. This is true. Pets have needs. Many men do not like the dog being fed before them. They also don’t like stepping over a dog, kicking the dog out of the way, or walking your little Shitzu, especially if he’s straight.  But Yorkies and the like have become the rage for single black women sporting them like precious “real” babies.  Single black women like little dogs, now if they can only get the right, big dog all would be well.

Hello, Cheating Is Not News Anymore

When all else fails, write a story about cheating.  Today the NY Times published an article “Love Sex and The Changing Landscape of Infidelity” that said the rate of women who cheat is increasing and is almost on par with men who cheat according to a recent survey conducted by researchers who need more money for more important research.  Here’s a part:

But a handful of new studies suggest surprising changes in the marital landscape. Infidelity appears to be on the rise, particularly among older men and young couples. Notably, women appear to be closing the adultery gap: younger women appear to be cheating on their spouses nearly as often as men.

I hope my tax paying dollars are not paying for all this frivilous cheating research.  The article should have been about how the rising rates of women cheating poses more threat to a family than any man who cheats.  When a woman cheats she runs the high risk of getting pregnant, of lying to her husband who the father is, of raising a child who may never know his father, and running the risk of the child knowing his father destroying the father he’s ever really known, her husband.  When a husband cheats and gets someone pregnant, stats show that it either causes a divorce or the pregnant woman is usually on her own until further notice.  Here’s something else:

But today, married women are more likely to spend late hours at the office and travel on business. And even for women who stay home, cellphones, e-mail and instant messaging appear to be allowing them to form more intimate relationships, marriage therapists say. Dr. Frank Pittman, an Atlanta psychiatrist who specializes in family crisis and couples therapy, says he has noticed more women talking about affairs centered on “electronic” contact.

“Electronic” contact is typing, typing is not cheating.  Text messaging is the anti-Christ to any intimate relationship.  Call it what it is.  It’s just sex, it’s nothing personal.  But then again, some women love reading between the lines.

So, to me, that poses a more interesting light on this timeless tale.  And for the record, women have always cheated it is more acceptable now to talk about it.  Shish…

Back That “Dash” Up For Your Man

An “alphanista” always looks good for her man, but untils he finds one she only wants to adorn herself in the finest things, even if it’s imaginary.  Actress Stacey Dash embodies what being an alphanista is all about.  She constantly reinvents herself while still being a poster girl for true, black beauty or beauty, period.  She’s been around forever, but she never over extends her stay or nor is she a victim of overexposure.  Her body is banging, fit and her face is ageless, fresh.  Black men love her.  They have more to love now, because our girl came out with a Victorian-inspired lingerie line called Letters of Marque.  Straight up reinvention. She doesn’t have to be in the limelight to make money.  Hell, we don’t even know what is going on with her everyday life like most celebrities.  We know her background.  She’s related to hip hop business man Damon Dash and married white, disappointing her black male admirers.  So, she is one woman unafraid of doing her own thing no matter what.  She did her hip hop video for Kanye and chilled.  Then popped up in King magazine looking fab.  Who knows what else she’ll be up to.  But I’ll be taking notes.

Uhm, Can I Have Wings W/That And A Stripper For My Husband?

Rapper T-Pain told BLENDER MAGAZINE in a recent issue that he and his wife go to strip clubs together and download porn.  Here’s what he said:

“My wife and I download pornos together,” he says. “She goes with me to strip clubs. She’ll be tipping bitches and everything….“I’ll be at a club, just surrounded by ho’s, and I’ll literally call my wife, like, ‘I’m so, so happy I married you.’”

Is that wedded bliss, or what?  It is.  Some men complain that they can’t take their woman to the strip club, but oftentimes, these same men wouldn’t want their woman with them.  I don’t think a woman should go to a strip club with a man who doesn’t know how to act; will judge her when she gets home; and make her feel uncomfortable for being there.  She should go, because she wants to and he wants her there.  In fact, he can deal with it.  He won’t give her the 20 question run down when they get back home, but he’ll run something else down.

Going to the strip club together can go very wrong if you think it’ll impress him.  It won’t.  It’ll just make him horny.  Also wrong if he’s just a boyfriend.  Nights like these are best saved for your husband, like T-Pain and his wife or with a fiance.  And if your man is neither, then don’t bother.  What ya’ll have ain’t quite there yet.

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