10 Ways To Make Your Alpha Disappear
February 23, 2009
Sometimes, actions speak louder than words
Alpha males can be very fickle about a lot of things, a major downside and reason why they don’t like surprises.
If you want to save your relationship, make sure you are not doing any of the situations listed below. But believe it or not, there are people right now out there, who want to make someone run. They don’t know how to tell them, and they don’t want the responsibility and guilt of making the wrong decision. If you want to make them run, then…..
1. Have multiple personalities such that your alpha will have no idea what he’s getting the next day or next minute
2. Cook for one
3. Have sex on your schedule, not his, usually right after he gets in when he is dead tired, or in the middle of a game, then you can blame him later when he asks for some
4. Play hide n seek games, disappear for a few days, hours if that’s all you can do
5. Have those funny-time-limit rules (3 months before sex, 3 dates before you comes by your place, 6 months before you say I love you, etc)
6. Have lots of female friends who influence you and like to hang out at your place
7. Gain weight or lose weight drastically that it changes your appearance
8. Call his mama (this has to be mastered)
9. Call his parole officer
10. Play pregnancy games, like “I think I’m pregnant” every other month to gauge his commitment to you and his interest
Which one are you? For your sake, hopefully none.
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Number 9 works all the time just hold that over their head, almost as good as immigration papers
HAHA None of these things can keep me from a good woman. She will never ever be able to leave unless we BOTH agree.
LOL that is too funny. Do women actually play pregnancy games, seriously?
@gladys believe it or not women do some crazy things for attention
Wow Lauren! You sound crazy as hell! lol… you single? lol!!
@Queen of course not….LOL
this was funny as hell ashamed how i did most of things when i couldnt speak up i didnt want to blamed but now well in my 30s i know better, right now I know someone going through 10 he’s always getting false alarms and may leave her!
# 9 is ICE cold!!!
This is cold blooded. However get how you live and sometimes you have to do what needs to be done.
ok why cant u cook for one?
Funny thing is all of these seem like the “Alpha-Female” way to KEEP your man!!? I need clarity….
hahaha Wow. Funny list!
The only way y’all will get away with “cooking for one” is if you’ve got your own car to go order and retrieve dinner for him from a restaurant… on your own dime, of course.
Interesting scenario, “Sex during the game”. I never thought about that before, because if you’re married to a chick, you can get on whenever you want, so if you’re watching the game, you’re DEFINITELY not interested in her… well… unless you have a DVR.