It seems like my little lists are popular based on the emails I got about the “Baby Mama” one. So, I tried this one out with some help from anonymous females 
Of course, things are left out. Most of the list pertains to chicks on the dating scene with or without a partner. Take a look and then you can check out my book Sex and the Single Sister for all these and more:
The Top 10 things women say about men after sex:
1. “He introduced me to his mother.”
2. “He took his time with me, and was real slow.”
3. “Girl, it barely lasted 20 minutes.”
4. “He went down on the first night!”
5. “He promised he’ll call.”
6. “He kissed me the whole time, and you know what that means…”
7. “He told me I had the best stuff he ever had!”
8. “The condom didn’t fit.”
9. “I could get used to that. He told me he wanted to marry me. You think he meant it?”
10. “It lasted too long. Ten minutes, and that thing he’s working with—is too long!”
I got one!
You promised me it would only take a minute!
how about: “Can we go shopping now?!”
LOL